Genre Tourism · 19/08/2025
Swore off death metal in April. Fell face-first into Grotesque Impalement. There are grunts. Oh well.
Keepers · 07/08/2025
Déhà released a one-off melodic black metal album.
I responded like a rational adult:
By spiralling into hyperfocus and writing a small novel about it.
Brainfog · 03/08/2025
An open letter to the person I’m still hoping exists. The one who’ll mock my spiral, send cursed memes at 2AM, and finally make life feel a little less unbearable.
Keepers · 02/08/2025
One hour. One forest. No way back. Devoured by the Oak wraps you in choirs, blastbeats, moss, and mourning—and doesn’t let go until your soul’s been tenderised.
Genre Tourism · 31/07/2025
Blackened death metal with a space theme I have no business enjoying—but here we are. Stellar Collapse is heavy, oddly emotional, and just human enough to pull me in.
In The Pit · 27/07/2025
The one where I chased James McBain through a field, got the photo, and smiled so hard it nearly broke my face. A gloriously unhinged travel diary from HOA 2025, featuring Hellripper, chaos, and the best kind of cringe.
Keepers · 19/07/2025
A quietly devastating reflection on Osi and the Jupiter’s Larvatus—an album that refuses to be background noise. Don’t even think about multitasking.
Genre Tourism · 30/06/2025
A gloriously petty, unplanned dive into Russian deathcore. No insights, no regrets (well, maybe a few). Just one night of blast beats, beer, and questionable decisions.
Keepers · 28/06/2025
A delirious journey through saxophone-fuelled black metal chaos. Maladie’s Symptoms IV is equal parts seduction, violence, and pure exhilaration.
Brainfog · 18/06/2025
I came home from a black metal festival, questioned my entire life, and got emotionally therapised by a friend holding a salad. Just another Tuesday.